Storks :-Watch Storks on 123moviestvshow.com,Storks deliver babies…or at least they used to. Now they deliver packages for a global internet retail giant. Junior, the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable and wholly unauthorized baby girl…If your criteria for rating/recommending this movie is solely based on how well it adapts the stage play to film, or on the intensity and skill of delivering long lines of dialog, then you may rate this movie high, as many others have and many others will. It does those things.But what if your criteria for rating/recommending this movie, as ‘unsophisticated’ and politically incorrect as some may view it, is based on if it entertains you, if it lifts your spirit, if it inspires – if it makes you feel good as you’re walking out of the theater? This wordy dirge does absolutely NONE of those things (with the notable exception of the charming performance of his mentally-challenged brother who delivers the most poignant scene of the movie at the very end).Although expertly delivered, the repetitive string of tediously self indulgent soliloquies were, cumulatively, very depressing. Thankfully the movie finally concludes, and with it comes a welcome conclusion to all the on-screen, and viewing, misery.There’s more than enough real-life misery waiting for us all outside the theater without having to pay to suffer though it on the inside.P.S. The ‘struggle’ that our self-righteous protagonist speaks non- stop on and is attempting to portray, and that many viewers will BLINDLY champion, is mostly self-imposed: Choosing to be a strong-arm thief in his youth, he murders a man he is robbing. His choice sends him to prison which robs him of the youth his dream of playing baseball required.As a result, his choice also robs his wife of a husband, and his oldest son of a father as he was growing up; and his angry bitterness robs his younger son of not only a positive role model as he was growing up, but of his opportunity of earning a football scholarship.